Imagine if cowboys were a fantasy race: - Mountain Cowboys - Desert Cowboys - Country Cowboys - City Cowboys - Death Metal Cowboys (Available in the Expansion Pack) - Jackaroo/Jillaroo (Aussie Cowboy DLC) - Law Cowboys (Sheriffs) - Clown Cowboys (Yeehonks. Unlocked at level 80)
MMOCPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Cowboy Playing Game) notes:
Country and City Cowboys are at war
Clown Cowboys have a unique racial mount: The Unicorn
Mountain Cowboys have the loudest yeehaws, and therefore have better spell-casting range.
The third Expansion Pack (Battle for Yeehawnia) introduces new allied races:
Denim Cowboys
Rhinestone Cowboys
Pastel Cowboys (Rivals of the Death Metal Cowboys)
my animal crossing character, heelying into the museum wearing sunglasses and holding a pina colada in one hand and an enormous bug in the other: blathers, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes
the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate
One time at dance some rando grabbed me by the waist and told me to dance with him and I told him “if you don’t let go I’m going to bite you” and he didn’t let go so I bit him and that really should be the end of the story but he thought that was funny so I turned around and gave him a donkey kick to the shins and took about a 4 inch strip of skin with me so what I learned that day is when one is without debilitating venom, one must be as a horse do
“be as a horse do” is my new favorite colloquialism.
Looked this up for answers and only found more questions
I tried to do more research and now I, too, only have even more questions.
Uh if we’re gonna be building a wall anywhere it needs to be around Iowa and Minnesota wtf
Honestly, deport me there. That sounds like the kinda place I’d survive in
I’m flashing back to an early episode of HIMYM when Marshall And Lily go to Minnesota and Marshall’s mom makes a “salad” out of candy and chips and creams and I thought it was just a weird joke but oh my god
